If Barack Obama was a woman...

Well, I'm officially endorsing a candidate (yes, I am enough of a douche bag to do that). I will be behind Barack Obama in '08, because he is pissed off. He is the only one of the candidates that is actually pissed. You can hear it in his voice. He's not one of those assholes that has spent their whole life choking down old people's tax-supported cocks to get where he is. He's a progressive, forward-thinking person that actually cares about long-term sucess instead of superficial short-term solutions. Read his shit at BarackObama.com.

Also, if you are like me, you will donate some cash to the man's campaign. There's a lot to do to beat the Omega Bitch - and that is just for the Democratic nomination. Then he has to beat the Republicans. Well, that probably won't be too hard.

Not that I am a Democrat. In fact, I don't like 99.99% of Democrats. I just like this guy. He's the only politician that has been pissed off about something that doesn't relate to his pockets and how much money is in them that I have seen in my lifetime.