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Smell My Underwear is the message board again, due to the fact that the myspace group apparently gets even less people checking it. I'm not sure if there really should be a forum here... it doesn't get much activity. What does everyone think?
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Give me a yes or no here.
If you vote yes, you'd better want to use the board. YOU'D BETTER.
I THINK YOU"RE A SMELLY WHORE.
and my vote is yes, being the most active AS WELL AS the ORIGINAL member of the board. as well as the last one we had. so that's 3 of ur boards ive been apart of. you smelly whore.
-koval-
I vote yes!! I vote no on smelly whores though, but maybe only if they don't smell..... Yay!!
-Momma J (aka-not your mom) :P~
MommaJ, your kids are embarrassed for you. Trust me, they are. You're a groupie for an un-funny 20-something wannabe and I still haven't figured out exactly why. My bet is that it makes you feel like you're "with it," much in the same way people claim "oh yeah, I've been listening to that band forever -- long before they got on the radio." Problem is, you actually have no gauge as to what's good or funny, so it's just pathetic. And this dumbass isn't going to be anywhere in a year, two years, ten years. He'll be working a 30,000 a year job approving mortgages or selling car insurance or something, maybe doing open mic night at a local standup club (thank god that 1) all the kicking himself in the balls means he'll have trouble reproducing and 2) his girlfriend finally wised up).
Peter, way to snag the desperate mom demographic. It usually takes a killer knock-knock joke to get them, but somehow you managed without needing to pull out "orange you glad I didn't say banana again?" She's totally the person who bought that copy of your stupid-ass CD, thinking about how edgy she is when she plays it in her minivan after she leaves the kids at soccer practice. Marketers really look for that kind of reach. You could endorse all kinds of things: hair dye, Poise pads, track pants, laundry detergent, calcium supplements -- you name it...Oprah's got nothing on you!
why are you still here? seriously, you MUST have something better to do.
-koval-
what a sad sad life this anonymous guy must lead.
Sad? I think that guy must be one of the happiest guys OUT THERE! You can feel the joy in his writing!
Man, I sure wish I had your talent there sir, being able to read people the way you do, and know exactly how everyone is. Does your idiot significant other admire you for your intelligence? I sure hope so, or you just may live out the rest of your life as a pathetic loser who hangs out on the internet all day telling everyone your oh-so-insightful opinons, alone while whacking it to pics of fat ladies. Or maybe with your hamster, who could be the only living thing to put up with your smart ass attitude.
You are probably some dork that nobody liked in school and now nobody will date you, & you probably have body acne EVERYWHERE (omg its Kurt!) and people think you are a strange weirdo who stalks pretty girls by telling them how stupid they are. Does anyone like you? Probably not, because the only way you relate to the human race is to belittle them because nobody pays you the time of day. See what a vicious circle you live in? I can read people too!!!
You have no idea who I am, how old I am, or anything about me at all. And if you do, then you're just jealous because I find you too CREEPY to talk to.
Sorry to engage in childish crap, but this guy is really an idiot.
Oh, momma, glad to see you finally got the kids to bed so now you can relax. Battery-powered friend, here you come!
I'll start with the most obviously stupid thing you said: "And if you do, then you're just jealous because I find you too CREEPY to talk to."
You wrote a hell of a lot for being to "CREEPY" to talk to. But that's too easy, and I think you know it was a retarded thing to say, so I'll move on quickly.
Also, how do you stalk pretty girls by telling them anything? Doesn't stalking, by definition, mean that you don't talk?
Clearly, I hit a nerve. Your analysis started out semi-accurate, referencing my "idiot" significant other. You were two-for-two! First of all, there is a significant other, but she's ALSO AN IDIOT! It's like you can read minds. (and even if there wasn't someone else, it's clear that Peter's ex-girlfriend will date anyone (except for him, ha!), so she'd be an easy lay -- even for me!)
But this isn't about me, and such an insane defense just proves how dead-on I was. Nobody spends that much time attacking the other person and totally ignoring the points made (which, by the way, seems to be a trend with the two others here: greasy-nose Peter never contradicted any given point, nor did you.)
You and my hamster may not like my smart-ass attitude (you have more in common that you'd know), but truthitudes aren't smart-ass, they're the truth! The truth hurts, mommaj. You do use hair dye and wear track pants, don't you? Calcium supplements and the mini-van? The signs are all there -- but this is an intervention! Tough love! I'm trying to save you from embarrassing your kids and yourself more (and husband? or is that battery-powered friend all you've got now? Did you at least get the house when he wised up and went for someone who doesn't wear pants with an elastic wasteband all day?).
Peter's not that dirty George Carlin album you put on after the kids go to bed. His stuff shouldn't be nearly as gratifying as entering that four-digit code on the TV to disable the v-chip when the kids aren't in the room.
This is an intervention, mommaj. Don't resist -- you need help and help is here!
P.S. -- Who is Kurt? I don't really know, but my bacne is probably as bad as his (direct hit again!), so I'll start using his name.
I just heard him on Penn Radio (several times?) and thought he wasn't stupid, so I went to his website, forgot about it, and then went back.
again i ask, why is this guy still here?
go away, nobody likes you.
-koval-
LMAO you're such a dork. I was bored so I commented back to what you wrote about me. Let me remind you, you are the one who sits on the internet and bashes others constantly, obviously there's something wrong with you. I will leave it at that. What an idiot... :)