I have my dancing shoes on... say Oooh.

Hey everybody. Thought I’d drop a line. I have been trying to come up with stuff for another new video. I have it written - something I don’t do unless I am BIG into the idea and have something specific to say.

The new one is called "How to Tell if Your Girlfriend’s a Bitch." From this new title, some might suspect it I think my ex-girlfriend is a bitch. Some might be right.

So anyway, I’m single now. I never really announced that, but everyone who (for some reason) is paying attention: I am very single and suffering from big, shiny, navy blue testicles. Well, at least shiny and navy blue.

I’m going to try to film that one tomorrow. Yes, film. I just need to come up with some type of... well, set. That is why I didn’t do it today. I don’t have a place to film this the way I want to at the moment. I think I may do it in the local park.

When you watch it, think "blue balls."