Paul McCartney

Today, I haven’t really felt super awesome. I slept in because I had a stiff neck/back. Didn’t help, really. What I need is a new bed - this one really sucks ass.

So I filmed "How to Tell if Your Girlfriend’s a Bitch" today. It ended up being different than I had originally envisioned, but in a good way. I dressed up in a suit for it - and I think I ended up looking like Paul McCartney want to look now. But he can’t, because he’s an old person.

I mean, he has aged decently and all. He doesn’t look like he will die anytime soon - but he can’t look as kickass as I looked in this suit. Sorry Paul. At least your latest album was great.