MAILBAG: Naked Photos
Name: JacobSubject: Please
Where you at?: Illinios
Message: Hi, Can you send me some naked photos of naked women by the end of the day. Or at least send me some naked photos of your self for my sister Emily.
Response: Hey Jacob. I don't think it would be smart to send naked photos of myself to you. It might so inexplicably awesome that it would totally blow your... I mean your sister Emily's mind.
I am particularly amused that you made sure to include the part about naked women. Don't worry, your secret is safe here with the tens of thousands of people that visit PeterCoffin.com every month.
There
Hahaha! Love the deadline, too - by the end of the day. Because we all know you're a regular resource for pictures of naked women! Nice of this guy to think of his sister over the holidays too. Wow...
can ya really blame the guy for wanting to see your hog? I mean let's face it...you're a sexy bitch.
[no homo]
WTF OMG SOB what the hell thats f****in gross