I think it's time I took a little break from the videos. I've been stressed about getting these things done the way I get them done and a lot more. I think it is best to have this out of my system for a couple weeks.
I'll be back with some awesome stuff mid-September. Thanks for watching, guys. While I'm gone, spread the word.
By: Peter | Saturday, August 25, 2007 at 5:17 AM | | 


I am putting this message out there - dumb online soap operas aren't the only thing that people respond to. I have about 1/4 the subscribers and WAY less videos on MySpace and I am 15,000 away from you, LonelyGirl15.
I want to make sure people know this - I AM GOING TO KICK LONELYGIRL15's ASS. I'm not moving to Los Angeles and I'm not going to play the game. I live in Michigan and would like people to know that there is no safe subject, no safe celebrity, no safe news story, and no safe event. I may show up with a camera somewhere and bother you. I may make a cartoon that takes what you say and makes it into something completely different, or I may use you or your work to say something I want to say.
Just so everyone knows, though, I'm not going anywhere. No matter how much mean crap people email me.
By: Peter | Friday, August 24, 2007 at 4:32 PM | | 
By: Peter | at 4:22 PM | | 
FROM: wes
MESSAGE: dude u are the dumbest motherfuker i ever seen on myspace vids and u need to fuckin delete it u son of a bitch motherfuker and if u wanna meet we can cause i have time on my hands peace of shit and now u should not try to sell merchandise because its gay and ur a bicch and ur moms a bicch and ur dads a bitch for fukin a bitch lmaoThis dude has NO idea how dumb he is.
By: Peter | at 3:42 PM | | 
I switched it over to a MySpace group, where most of the following is. So it will probably start to get a bit more active. Go there now.
Thanks guys. You're all great. I'm tired as hell.
By: Peter | Thursday, August 23, 2007 at 7:26 PM | | 
Man, this is starting to stress me today. I did a pretty good video this evening. But it took forever to get done. It is something I wanted to get it done early yesterday so I could get it uploaded yesterday. But I suppose this stress is something that I should be able to deal with.
I guess I am just kind of still in shock over the sheer number of people that have seen my work over the past couple weeks. 1,148,517 at last count on MySpace. My channel has 50,000 less hits than lonelygirl15. That isn't a lot. That kind of amazes me.
I mean, that is over a million people. A damn million. That is nuts. I can't even comprehend that. This is just not real to me. But I'm still plugging along; still making videos. Still working a job. Shit, where's Best Week Ever? I want to be on that. How do I get an agent?
By: Peter | Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 8:57 PM | | 
http://www.myspace.com/leapingtallrainbowsSomeone really has too much time on their hands. But, it actually is pretty funny.

The guy thinks it is insulting me, but I actually find it hilarious. A++++
By: Peter | Sunday, August 19, 2007 at 1:11 PM | | 
There is new Imus stuff coming from me on Myspace in a few minutes. So visit http://www.myspace.com/petermcoffin to see the new video. Then tomorrow, I'll post it here. It's part of a new deal going with PeterCoffin.com and Myspace that I will go into more detail about later.
By: Peter | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 8:02 PM | | 
I saw this and I felt the need to share it. I find it absoutely beautiful.
By: Peter | Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 7:56 PM | | 
My album from 2004 is once again available - now for download!
$4 and you get the whole 22-track thing. I think that is how many tracks it has, anyway.
FECES
STATUES!
By: Peter | at 6:53 PM | | 

Also, Orgy's guitar player is older than Chris Cornell. I am older than no one of consequence.
By: Peter | at 6:46 PM | | 
I wish I'd have known about this the day it got put up, but hey. Recognition rules. Thanks AOL!
http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/08/01/hey-lindsay-lohan
Hey Lindsay Lohan
Posted Aug 1st 2007 8:19AM by Meredith O., Videologist Chief of Staff
Filed under: Celebrity
In what we can only describe as a stroke of genius,
Peter Coffin wrote and performed our new favorite song, 'Hey Lindsay Lohan.' It's a take on 'Hey There Delilah' by the
Plain White Tees;you've probably heard the song on the radio at least 47 times by now.Well done, Peter, well done. (If you enjoy celeb mockery, check outthis
Celebrity Spoofs collection from AOL Video.)
Comments I enjoyed:
2. Peter Coffin, music genius or not, was obviously drugged out whilemaking this video trashing and dissing Linds. Not that I'm Lindsay'sbiggest fan, or even a fan at all, but it would have been nicer if he,um, brushed his hair, opened his eyes a bit more and didn't slur hiswords lol. A drunk singing about a drunk.. Now that's funny!!
24. This is just mean, she made a mistake. i think shes a greatactress, shes just going through hard times. Her fans should besupportive, and if your not her fan..why do u care what shes doing?
By: Peter | at 6:27 PM | | 
Name: rachael
Where you at?: at home ?
Subject: amazing
Message: i think you should know that i loved the hey there lindsay video, plain white tees may even ask you to join thier band. your other vidoes are also very funny. i also have to know if your last name is really coffin, so morbid.Glad you liked it, Rachael! And yes, that is really my last name. Thanks for the nice message.
By: Peter | Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 8:24 AM | | 

I would like to officially throw my support behind this band I found 10 minutes ago called Tally Hall. The reason I want to do this is so tomorrow I can figure out what that band I found yesterday is called.
These guys have a new sound. I like it a lot. I mean a LOT. Like, I may actually buy these people's music. They have a cool cover of a Killers song, too.
http://www.myspace.com/tallyhallNot sure which original I like the best yet, but these guys are good. It sounds like Queen meets Beatles meets Beastie Boys if you can imagine that.
By: Peter | Friday, August 10, 2007 at 6:15 PM | | 
For everyone looking for it on Myspace who is stuck with that stupid "Video Not Available" message:
By: Peter | Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 9:10 PM | | 
So it's been a crazy week for PeterCoffin.com - for me. I'm amazed. Two weeks, really. Myspace has changed the ammount of traffic I'm getting here by about 5-10 times as much. This makes me stoked as hell. The absolute best thing someone can do for PeterCoffin.com is help get views to those myspace videos. That is what makes the money here at PeterCoffin.com - getting those people to come from Myspace to here and watching the nice, higher-quality video here.
Which, by the way, how is everyone liking the new site? The intro is gone and now we just have the blog, the latest video, and some nice stuff. The site will be just like the old one, where it changes constantly. That is kind of how I like it. Constantly looking new.
The reason for this change is that people need to be able to EASILY find everything without something pissing them off... So enjoy, all the old posts still exist at http://petercoffin.livejournal.com, should you want to revisit them. They will be there for all eternity.
Just like me. Dumb videos until I'm dead. Hope everyone likes the Bourne pun.
By: Peter | at 9:06 PM | | 
As you can see, the site has been revamped. Everything will be ported over in the coming days - until then, JOIN THE FORUM, WATCH THE VIDEOS, and add me on myspace or something.
By: Peter | Wednesday, August 8, 2007 at 8:25 PM | | 
Please note that the DVD & the other Merchandise have two
different checkouts!

PETER COFFIN IS A DOUCHE
$7.99 (DVD)
Hats, Stickers, Misc.
By: Peter | at 6:43 PM | | 
By: Peter | at 6:27 PM | | 
By: Peter | Tuesday, August 7, 2007 at 4:35 PM | | 
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By: Peter | Wednesday, August 1, 2007 at 12:24 PM | | 