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Time for a break

I think it's time I took a little break from the videos. I've been stressed about getting these things done the way I get them done and a lot more. I think it is best to have this out of my system for a couple weeks.

I'll be back with some awesome stuff mid-September. Thanks for watching, guys. While I'm gone, spread the word.

By: Peter | Saturday, August 25, 2007 at 5:17 AM | |


 

I'm coming for you, LonelyGirl15





I am putting this message out there - dumb online soap operas aren't the only thing that people respond to. I have about 1/4 the subscribers and WAY less videos on MySpace and I am 15,000 away from you, LonelyGirl15.

I want to make sure people know this - I AM GOING TO KICK LONELYGIRL15's ASS. I'm not moving to Los Angeles and I'm not going to play the game. I live in Michigan and would like people to know that there is no safe subject, no safe celebrity, no safe news story, and no safe event. I may show up with a camera somewhere and bother you. I may make a cartoon that takes what you say and makes it into something completely different, or I may use you or your work to say something I want to say.

Just so everyone knows, though, I'm not going anywhere. No matter how much mean crap people email me.

By: Peter | Friday, August 24, 2007 at 4:32 PM | |


 

Thanks again to Myspace!

By: Peter | at 4:22 PM | |


 

Mailbag: Gay Dumb Motherfucker

FROM: wes
MESSAGE: dude u are the dumbest motherfuker i ever seen on myspace vids and u need to fuckin delete it u son of a bitch motherfuker and if u wanna meet we can cause i have time on my hands peace of shit and now u should not try to sell merchandise because its gay and ur a bicch and ur moms a bicch and ur dads a bitch for fukin a bitch lmao


This dude has NO idea how dumb he is.

By: Peter | at 3:42 PM | |


 

Message Board

I switched it over to a MySpace group, where most of the following is. So it will probably start to get a bit more active. Go there now.

Thanks guys. You're all great. I'm tired as hell.

By: Peter | Thursday, August 23, 2007 at 7:26 PM | |


 

SUPERBAD MERCHANDISE!



By: Peter | Wednesday, August 22, 2007 at 7:56 PM | |


 

Getting stuff done is hard

Man, this is starting to stress me today. I did a pretty good video this evening. But it took forever to get done. It is something I wanted to get it done early yesterday so I could get it uploaded yesterday. But I suppose this stress is something that I should be able to deal with.

I guess I am just kind of still in shock over the sheer number of people that have seen my work over the past couple weeks. 1,148,517 at last count on MySpace. My channel has 50,000 less hits than lonelygirl15. That isn't a lot. That kind of amazes me.

I mean, that is over a million people. A damn million. That is nuts. I can't even comprehend that. This is just not real to me. But I'm still plugging along; still making videos. Still working a job. Shit, where's Best Week Ever? I want to be on that. How do I get an agent?

By: Peter | Tuesday, August 21, 2007 at 8:57 PM | |


 

Everyone add this gay profile someone made of me

http://www.myspace.com/leapingtallrainbows

Someone really has too much time on their hands. But, it actually is pretty funny.



The guy thinks it is insulting me, but I actually find it hilarious. A++++

By: Peter | Sunday, August 19, 2007 at 1:11 PM | |


 

Don Imus vs Squirrels & Nappy Ho







By: Peter | Saturday, August 18, 2007 at 4:41 AM | |


 

New Imus Video

There is new Imus stuff coming from me on Myspace in a few minutes. So visit http://www.myspace.com/petermcoffin to see the new video. Then tomorrow, I'll post it here. It's part of a new deal going with PeterCoffin.com and Myspace that I will go into more detail about later.

By: Peter | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 8:02 PM | |


 

Kiwi by Dony Permedi



I saw this and I felt the need to share it. I find it absoutely beautiful.

By: Peter | Tuesday, August 14, 2007 at 7:56 PM | |


 

Tay Zonday Parody



By: Peter | at 6:59 PM | |


 

My 2004 Album now availble again!

My album from 2004 is once again available - now for download!

$4 and you get the whole 22-track thing. I think that is how many tracks it has, anyway.

FECES
STATUES!

By: Peter | at 6:53 PM | |


 

The internet knows my birthday



Also, Orgy's guitar player is older than Chris Cornell. I am older than no one of consequence.

By: Peter | at 6:46 PM | |


 

AOL thinks I'm a genius

I wish I'd have known about this the day it got put up, but hey. Recognition rules. Thanks AOL!

http://www.aolvideoblog.com/2007/08/01/hey-lindsay-lohan

Hey Lindsay Lohan

In what we can only describe as a stroke of genius, Peter Coffin wrote and performed our new favorite song, 'Hey Lindsay Lohan.' It's a take on 'Hey There Delilah' by the Plain White Tees;you've probably heard the song on the radio at least 47 times by now.Well done, Peter, well done. (If you enjoy celeb mockery, check outthis Celebrity Spoofs collection from AOL Video.)


Comments I enjoyed:
2. Peter Coffin, music genius or not, was obviously drugged out whilemaking this video trashing and dissing Linds. Not that I'm Lindsay'sbiggest fan, or even a fan at all, but it would have been nicer if he,um, brushed his hair, opened his eyes a bit more and didn't slur hiswords lol. A drunk singing about a drunk.. Now that's funny!!

7.Hey, Willow, the guy isn;t drunk. He's doing a pretty good mockery ofthe Plain White T's frontman, cause that's what he looks like.

Genius.

Posted at 9:24PM on Aug 4th 2007 by Snoopy


Posted at 11:03PM on Aug 4th 2007 by Kriss

11. I LOVE PETER COFFIN.


13.Very funny parody indeed! And nobody should feel badly for or defendLindsay Lohan. Being mocked is part of the price that celebrities paywhen they become celebrities...especially if they are going to act insuch an irresponsible manner as Lindsay has. And by the way, Kriss, youare certainly entitled to your opinion, but I think the originalversion of this song is awesome...as do millions of other peoplejudging from the record sales and its number 1 spot on the billboardcharts!

Posted at 11:44PM on Aug 4th 2007 by delilah


24. This is just mean, she made a mistake. i think shes a greatactress, shes just going through hard times. Her fans should besupportive, and if your not her fan..why do u care what shes doing?

39. I think this guy isgreat. I am almost 60, part of the 60's and did my share of life, so Iam entitled. However, I think this child (Lindsey) needs a life. She isspoiled, stupid and could definately stand an attitude adjustment.Attention seeking is not attractive and she would certainly look betternot seeking it. Oh well stupid is is stupid does.......Who am I?

Posted at 2:56PM on Aug 11th 2007 by Catarina


Posted at 3:36PM on Aug 11th 2007 by Becky

43. No one has blamed this video on George Bush yet. But they will.

By: Peter | at 6:27 PM | |


 

MAILBAG: Coffin?

Name: rachael
Where you at?: at home ?
Subject: amazing
Message: i think you should know that i loved the hey there lindsay video, plain white tees may even ask you to join thier band. your other vidoes are also very funny. i also have to know if your last name is really coffin, so morbid.

Glad you liked it, Rachael! And yes, that is really my last name. Thanks for the nice message.

By: Peter | Sunday, August 12, 2007 at 8:24 AM | |


 

Pearl Jam is Censored... but not enough



By: Peter | Saturday, August 11, 2007 at 2:57 PM | |


 

Tally Hall.

I would like to officially throw my support behind this band I found 10 minutes ago called Tally Hall. The reason I want to do this is so tomorrow I can figure out what that band I found yesterday is called.

These guys have a new sound. I like it a lot. I mean a LOT. Like, I may actually buy these people's music. They have a cool cover of a Killers song, too.
http://www.myspace.com/tallyhall

Not sure which original I like the best yet, but these guys are good. It sounds like Queen meets Beatles meets Beastie Boys if you can imagine that.

By: Peter | Friday, August 10, 2007 at 6:15 PM | |


 

Old Spider-Man

For everyone looking for it on Myspace who is stuck with that stupid "Video Not Available" message:

By: Peter | Thursday, August 9, 2007 at 9:10 PM | |


 

Wild week, right?

So it's been a crazy week for PeterCoffin.com - for me. I'm amazed. Two weeks, really. Myspace has changed the ammount of traffic I'm getting here by about 5-10 times as much. This makes me stoked as hell. The absolute best thing someone can do for PeterCoffin.com is help get views to those myspace videos. That is what makes the money here at PeterCoffin.com - getting those people to come from Myspace to here and watching the nice, higher-quality video here.

Which, by the way, how is everyone liking the new site? The intro is gone and now we just have the blog, the latest video, and some nice stuff. The site will be just like the old one, where it changes constantly. That is kind of how I like it. Constantly looking new.

The reason for this change is that people need to be able to EASILY find everything without something pissing them off... So enjoy, all the old posts still exist at http://petercoffin.livejournal.com, should you want to revisit them. They will be there for all eternity.

Just like me. Dumb videos until I'm dead. Hope everyone likes the Bourne pun.

By: Peter | at 9:06 PM | |


 

New Site!

As you can see, the site has been revamped. Everything will be ported over in the coming days - until then, JOIN THE FORUM, WATCH THE VIDEOS, and add me on myspace or something.

By: Peter | Wednesday, August 8, 2007 at 8:25 PM | |


 

The Bourne Ultimatum Parody



SHARE - DOWNLOAD

By: Peter | at 8:15 PM | |


 

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By: Peter | at 6:43 PM | |


 

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By: Peter | Tuesday, August 7, 2007 at 4:35 PM | |


 

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By: Peter | Wednesday, August 1, 2007 at 12:24 PM | |