I’m going to put out one more video before the DVD. Should be on Friday that it comes out. I’m sorry there hasn’t been many new videos lately, I’ve been trying to make the DVD happen and I work with a staff of me.
Once that is out, I’m going to get moving on some new content. I kind of want to take things to a bit of a new level of intensity this next year, so I have to figure some more stuff out. Also, I have to make some investments in new equipment. But I finally have a technique created for this silliness. A way of getting stuff done and out there.
So, new video Friday then all concentration goes into releasing and promoting PETER COFFIN IS A DOUCHE. I am going to need your help on this, guys. I’m not 20th Century Fox. The promotion of this thing is going to have to come from me and it is going to have to come from you. You guys that like my stuff have to spread the word and help relieve people’s fears that these internet comedians aren’t good enough for TV and that is why we aren’t on it. We have to change that.
I’m not on TV because I have no desire to be; I will not even make an attempt at getting on it. I don’t want to live in Los Angeles, I don’t want to be part of an entertainment union, I don’t want other people owning my content, I don’t want to give away 20% of my profits to people that had no hand in the creation or promotion of my content, and most of all, I want to be able to say and do what I want, no matter how stupid, obscene, anti-popular opinion, contradictory, intelligent, hypocritical, common-sensical, or any other (seemingly random) adjective it is.
PETER COFFIN IS A DOUCHE is the first step in that.
By: Peter | Wednesday, November 28, 2007 at 7:37 PM | | 
By: Peter | Sunday, November 25, 2007 at 3:42 PM | |
I didn’t make a video this year because I didn’t come up with anything. Regardless, hooray for large meals.
By: Peter | Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 6:06 AM | |
Hey everyone. I hope your week is going as good as mine. Actually, I’ve had a good couple of weeks. First off, I played through Halo for the first time (I give it a C+. It’s decent but The Flood irritated me rather than entertained me).
Second, I have been working like crazy on my DVD, PETER COFFIN IS A DOUCHE. I decided that the title should be all caps from now on. Seems louder. But that is the reason there has been a slowing in new content on the site. I’m not on vacation, I am working HARD on this. Other than beating Halo, all of my time has gone into it.
I am thinking it is going to come out the second week of December. If you order it the day it comes out, it is still Christmas present material. Jew gift givers are kind of screwed, though. Sorry Heebs. I will do something for you, too. Eventually. I love you guys. You have Seth Rogan, the man impossible to hate.
Going over all this material, though: it’s fantastic. I am really proud of what I have been doing here. It is to the point where I was able to select the stuff that I like and think is way better than other stuff. The feature itself will be about an hour and ten to fifteen minutes it looks like. It is going to have an original song at the beginning (as well as an AWESOME surprise only-for-DVD bit), cartoons, street stuff, skits, everything (even a commentary). It’s a kickass variety DVD.
Then I am trying to come up with some extra stuff. I have a couple of incomplete bits from over the year (and at least one finished-but-unreleased bit). I was thinking of doing a making of for one of my cartoons, but quite frankly I don’t think it would be good this time around. Maybe next one.
By: Peter | Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 7:05 PM | |
On the YouTube version of my Family Guy clip:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xTA1VwebAhc
I thought anyone who enjoys laughing at people taking something so seriously might be amused. I am even guilty in this one.
By: Peter | Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 11:55 AM | |
I have been getting a ton of crap from people who support the writers in this stupid strike. People are mistakingly assuming I am siding with the corporations - I am not. I personally think it is actually unfair how the writers are being treated - it's unfair how every worker is treated who works for someone else. They do all the work and get paid the least. That is how any business works. Period.
I just disagree with how they are going about it. If it were me, I'd form a massive company with all these writers and make the internet into the TV of today. It is on the verge of it anyway. We aren't too far away from TV being the internet and vice versa.
Do what those comic book dudes did with Iron Horse or whatever they were called. They own all their own work now, too. Unless you just want to be a salaried worker unsucessfully asking for a piece of the executive's pie, you need to be independant. People are trying to say this strike is shoving a big middle finger in the face of "the man." No. This strike is saying "I want to be 'the man,' too."
By: Peter | Saturday, November 17, 2007 at 12:59 PM | |
You may be able to tell that I do not side with the writers. Some people expected me to and have already emailed me their disappointment. The fact is, I am not going to be someone you agree with every time. I am an environmentalist, I am pro-choice, and I believe in people not getting screwed over by corporations.
But I do not like this strike. I do not like the fact that people that make pretty nice money doing a dream job believe they are being screwed over enough to stop working. If you are sick of being screwed over to that point, start your own company and see if you can make the same wage. I have done that and I do not make good money off this. However I love it and I do it regardless of the money. I hope one day to live off of this work (I don't care if I am rich - just living off this would be a thrill). But until then, I don't like seeing people that do live off it bitch.
Yeah, you aren’t making the same money off the internet that the corporations are. I’m not either. But that is part of the reason I don’t work for them. Tomorrow, I will own everything I've ever made. I will do with my content as I please and reap all the rewards and deal with all the consequences.
By: Peter | Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 6:00 PM | |
Easily the most hilarious piece of underwear making an attempt at being sexy ever. Can you poop with these on? Tune in at 11!
By: Peter | Saturday, November 10, 2007 at 12:45 PM | |
Hey everyone. You've probably noticed the videos have slowed down just a bit. I'm trying to put a little work towards the DVD that I am planning to release next month entitled
Peter Coffin is a Douche.
In fact, I am going to start talking about it a LOT. Because I want to sell the bitch. I want to make some money off this crap. And I don't want to do it by not producing stuff like some $200,000/year salaried writers do. That will be the subject of the next video after tonights.
I have a video done that will be up this evening about those dumb anti-pot commercials with the badly drawn kid and the dog. Not that I am a pot-user or anything (I am very much not), but come on.
Anyway, new video tonight, then it's time for all yall to start helping. Because I don't have money for an advertising budget. We are all going to have to get this thing out there together. Anyone down just needs to start paying attention to PeterCoffin.com - this is going to be a group effort!
By: Peter | Friday, November 9, 2007 at 10:34 AM | |
Michigan is not a good place to find a good woman. It’s like someone said "ok, Michigan gets all the women that feminists hate... also... give them the feminists."
Cause that is all we have. Fucking retarded trashy women and "I DO WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT BECAUSE I AM DUPED BY THIS INDEPENDENT WOMAN IMAGE THAT IS SHOVED DOWN OUR THROATS FROM CHILDBIRTH NOWADAYS, EVEN THOUGH IT IS ACTUALLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE TO SOCIETY BECAUSE INSTEAD OF BEING ACTUALLY INDEPENDENT AND STRONG, WE ARE JUST YELLING ABOUT IT, WEARING OUR HATS SLIGHTLY SIDEWAYS AND SMOKING CAMEL #9s - JUST LIKE WE HAVE BEEN TOLD TO DO SINCE WE WERE FIRST INTRODUCED TO THE CONCEPT" women.
I’m not saying every woman in Michigan is like this. There are a few normal, hard-working, nice, and not insane women out there. I know a few. But really, what the hell? Why is it so hard to find them?
By: Peter | Tuesday, November 6, 2007 at 4:14 PM | |
By: Peter | Monday, November 5, 2007 at 5:36 PM | |
from Princess Toadstool:
Oh man. I made the mistake of trying to watch this at work. Today I am working in an office inside of a snobby apartment building where everything in this office echoes into the halls outside.
The whole echoing "How to tell if your Girlfriend is a Bitch" line echoed very loudly here. A male resident was walking by and heard it. He stopped and I immediately paused it for fear of "Oh noes.. I am watching something with profanity at work and I’ve been caught red handed!". He asked me what I was watching, so I told him and he wanted to watch it too. LOL.
Apparently his fiance had just walked out on him, so he could relate very well.
Anyways, that was fucking great. Good job :) Shitty breakups suck though. It’s good to see that you are handling it well!
By: Peter | Saturday, November 3, 2007 at 4:54 PM | |
Name: The Dude
Subject: Pearl Jam
Where you at?: New York
Message: I dont want to waste too much of your or my own time, but I just wanted to let you know youre an idiot for trying to portray pearl jam as anything but an epic rock group. We both know that there are plenty of other bands out there creating a problem for rock music today. Just because Pearl Jam has had success on an unreal level dosent mean they’re grammy hungry pigs etc. (as your little video response to lallapalooza suggested)
get some taste man, they’re legendary
Learn how to spell Lollapalooza.
By: Peter | Thursday, November 1, 2007 at 4:57 PM | |
