MAN! Had a damn data loss problem. Or rather, the master file for the DVD got deleted. So yesterday, I spent all of my time rebuilding it. Huge pain. But I will not let it ruin the thing.
Name: Jacob
Hey guys! How is everyone’s evening doing? And if it isn’t evening where you are, how is your day? I say that because there are people that visit this site from all over the world and that is kickass.
I have worked too slowly on the DVD, so I am now in overdrive. Like studying for a final exam: I never did it when I should have, instead I did it all at the last minute. I literally have this weekend to finish the DVD up, then I HAVE to get the master in the mail to the company if I want to get the thing out by the 15th. And I am not sure if I am going to make it. So I am going to be shooting for the 15th, but I will set a "latest" date JUST IN CASE.
At the VERY LATEST, the DVD will hit on the 20th. Not like it matters, though. It isn’t like there is a huge rush to buy the thing - there are a lot of people that will get it the first month, and hopefully from there it will spread.
I will be giving away stickers next month, too. Maybe February. But it is going to be a harkening back to some fun stuff we used to do back in the days of The Stupid Show. Only it will be on a much bigger scale, because I have more of you guys in on it nowadays. I am really stoked about how many people are in on this thing now! Getting email and myspace messages from all of you about anything in the world is fun as hell, and starting up my own social network AT PETERCOFFIN.COM for people that like the crap I do is really awesome. Maybe someday some two dorks will meet each other and get married on it!
2008 is going to be HUGE here! So stay tuned!
Hey everybody. Just leaving a quick blog post to say Happy Holidays. I didn't make a Christmas video! What the hell is wrong with me? I made two last year, though. So I'll make a bunch of them next December. One for every holiday.
Brandon Wheeland - http://youtube.com/BostonBWW93 - the man is no singer but he has great taste in comedy.
Now, I am not saying this to insult, but I am STOKED that Mr. Wheeler can’t sing well. It totally makes this song. I mean, it MAKES it. He acknowledges that he cannot sing in the description, so he at least isn’t a douche bag that thinks he can (like me).
My hat is off to him, not just for making this and mentioning the site, but for putting something out that would seriously embarrass the hell out of me to put out. And as mean as that sounds, I don’t mean it in a mean way.
Brandon Wheeland is on my AWESOME list now.
So, what are you all doing on the Internet today? I am finding pictures of Cindi Lauper that are hilarious to put into a post on the fan community.
Click to hit the topic up and add your Cindi Lauper pictures!
The community is off to a bit of a slow start, but I am thinking it is ok because this is a social network instead of just a message board. Obviously, there is a message board ON it, but this is a step up, I’m thinking. Everyone can connect with each other in a way not possible on the old forum.
I am working on the DVD and trying to keep new stuff out at the same time, which is not easy! I am hoping to get a new video out tomorrow or Tuesday, but it really depends on a couple things. This week, I’m going to be filming some stuff that will only be seen on the DVD. A music video and a nice little piece I think will go together great.
I really thought this works better with the title. That face is really a douche face. Plus, it looks like I didn’t shower for like two days before I took that one.
So when you buy the DVD on January 15, 2008. that is what you will see when it comes in the mail.
I sat down today to write a parody of Walking in a Winter Wonderland. I replaced the word "walking" with a certain F word that means doing it. A couple of lines in, I thought "this is actually too gross."
So today, December 13, 2007, it is official. I am actually a douche. I censored some bad language by deciding not to write the song.
But I look at it like this: it was being gross just because I thought of one part of the song earlier today that I found funny.
He’ll say "are you married"
we’ll say "no man"
then he will call us sinners that should drown
Which I think is funny. But in order to do it as a song, I’d have to... well, do the whole song. And I can’t come up with anything that isn’t absolutely gross as hell. And I didn’t want it to be gross. I wanted it to be a song about having sex in the snow. That is not gross. Just stupid. But in order to do that, the lines have to be gross. At least to rhyme with the original song. And I think good parodies rhyme with the original song for the most part.
But the lesson for today is that gross isn’t always funny.
(Thanks to Alan for bringing this to my attention - seriously, thanks)
Apparently, there is a TV show on PBS called "NOW!" hosted by someone named Bill Moyers. Also apparently, they used a clip of mine (without permission - which I really don’t care, but some people do. How are they to know if I care or not?) that you may be familiar with. It’s called "Hillary Clinton is Satan."
And apparently, they used the clip as an example of a video on the internet that is misogynous regarding the only female Presidential candidate. I sent them a letter (because letters made it impossible to do anything fun after Janet Jackson showed her saggy boob on TV). I started it "to whom this may concern" because all great angry letters start with that.
You can read my letter to this TV show by going to the forum or clicking here
Remember the old forum on PeterCoffin.com? Remember how a lot of you have been asking to get it back? Well, it’s not back. It never will be. Why, you ask?
Because something WAY better is here. Something that completely destroys the old forum. It’s the PeterCoffin.com-MUNITY (get it?)! The MUNITY is a forum, yes - but it is also like MySpace and Facebook without being populated by 16-year-old voyeur-addicts!
So check it out right now. The neat thing is that you can even start your own blog with your own videos or whatever. It’s awesome - way cooler than anything else on the internet. I am stoked.
Tay Zonday commented on my song about how he is going to rape your butt. He commented with "Agggggggghhhh! I’m scared!" Almost nothing, but it’s pretty cool when someone you’ve been making fun of acknowledges the crap you do and doesn’t say something like "YOU CRETIN!" Actually, I don’t think many people say "cretin."
He’s one of the people I make fun of that I don’t dislike. The reason: this guy isn’t a flash in the pan - nor is he stupid. He’s spent time building up a fanbase and it’s paying off. And he isn’t a "crossover star." He’s just a guy with some kind of talent (strange, though it is) that is making the Internet work for him.
And he’s endorsing a Dr. Pepper product, which I find to be the best soda pop no questions asked.
I have done some calculating, and I have found that nearly 3,000,000 people have watched my videos. After totalling up my views on MySpace, YouTube, MetaCafe, Revver, and PeterCoffin.com, we've come to a total of 2,901,879.
Hey everyone. Kind of looking like the DVD is going to get pushed back until January. There is stuff that needs to get done that takes longer than a week. So I am going to announce a release date now of January 15, 2008.
