No chicky poos for Peter

If there is a god thing, it doesn't want me to be near women. As you most likely know if you keep track of me, I had a bad break up this last summer that caused me to make one of the pieces of comedy that I am most proud of (http://bitch.petercoffin.com).

So I took a few months off of the opposite sex to... well, make some attempt at shaking the distrust the ex had entrenched in my brain. Then I tried a couple times to maybe get something going, but all that resulted in was weirdness.

And I had a date tonight with a pretty attractive girl who seems to be pretty nice and funny (three important qualities to Mr. Coffin). As luck would have it, she got hit in the face and can't do it tonight. Rescheduled for next week.

But seriously, I ask a chick out and she gets hit in the face. Or changes her mind. Or is in some bizarre situation. Or this... or that...

Hopefully her face is ok, though. Getting hit sucks.