Greenscreen sucks

I learned a lesson this week - greenscreen is a bitch. I made a song and music video called "I Wish I Were a Polygamist" (You'll see it sometime tonight, I believe). I did my hair up in a 90's flat top and donned a red leather vest and some glasses that say (very small and up in the corner) "GRAND PRIX."

It's really 90's gay. Why are there never any gay polygamists? Why are there never like a hundred duded married to one chick? Why does polygamy typically mean "dude and a bunch of chicks?" And the dude is usually old and pervert-looking.

I digress, though. The point was that green screen makes life difficult. Especially in HD, because HD is already a bit of a bitch to work with on my 2004 Dell Inspiron laptop computer. Yep, all this stuff is done on a laptop - interesting fact. Some people actually mail wanting to know stuff like that. Why? I do not know.

But hopefully sometime in the future I'll get me a nice, awesome, benchmark-killing desktop to sit at a desk in a house that I myself own. Then I won't have to render test passes that take 2 hours to see where my mouth doesn't match up with the song and where there should be something that isn't me sining.

Also, I noticed Chris Cocker looks like an anime chick. I am going to make a video called "Chris Cocker is an Anime Chick." Because it seems like most anime chicks end up having penises, anyway.

I am SO glad that shit doesn't turn me on.