New Merch! Free Merch!

So the old merchandise sucked here, right? I thought so. That's why the Crap Store has been completely revamped, and from now on, there will be new merch added fairly often. MERCH OF WHAT? Well, the most memorable crap done at this site. Like Smilentology. I am going to be getting a few of those for my family and friends.

HERE'S THE NEAT PART! I'll get you a shirt FOR FREE if you do me a favor. The minimum to get a free shirt is to make a flyer that says PETERCOFFIN.COM IS AWESOME, print at least 100 copies, and sticking one under the windshield wipers on cars in a parking lot. You have to either photo or video it, and post it ON THE COMMUNITY PART OF THIS SITE. Either upload the photo or video there, and then post it on the message board. Also, email me a link to it along with what shirt you want, what size, and your address.

And it's done. I will send you a free t-shirt. Nifty, huh?