Vlogs Suck

SxePhil is claiming to be quitting YouTube. I don't watch SxePhil. I do know he knows what the hell he is doing, as he is constantly at the top of the charts (as referenced in my Pork & Beans parody http://youtube.com/watch?v=RV-nrUHtlfc), but I will say I absolutely cannot watch video blogs.

Someone just sitting there talking without the pressure of an audience that is not automatically sold on them bores me to tears. The only thing that could get me to watch that is the view (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG6LHC4mL_8). And even then I have a hard time stomaching someone talking about their life and other YouTube channels, etc. It's like Garfield - nothing ever happens. Oh, that cat!

I love watching independent productions. Comedy, drama, anything. I love seeing regular people without budgets making stuff that entertains because it's entertainment. Actually trying, I guess.

And I realize sometimes these vlogs are part of some type of grand entertainment scheme, like LonelyGirl. But that sucked too. Vlogs suck crap. Don't ever make a vlog unless you have C-to-D sized boobs. And are a woman. And your C-to-D sized boobs take up the majority of your body weight. My ex would have made a good vlogger. Except if I had known her as a vlogger, I could have turned her volume down. Because usually vlog talk is BORING AND STUPID.