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First Loose Cannon moved to FRIDAY.
So if you want to call in and talk to us, call in on Friday at 6:30pm - at:
http://myspace.com/loosecannonradio (to just listen)
http://www.nowlive.com/show/loosecannon (to participate)
Loose Cannon THURSDAY
That's right, I'm doing a live internet show again. It's going to be like a radio-show. No video YET. I don't know if that is going to be part of the eventual plan or not.
But the show is called Loose Cannon and I will be doing it with my friend Brad Mulhoek. It's a live call-in show broadcasted thanks to NowLive.com, so everyone call in on Thursday! I will be reminding you throughout the week! No excuses!
New video about Heath Leger tonight hopefully. I have to wrap up the animation on it.
Can't wait to get the new HD camera, going to start FILMING shit to EDIT. Like in the OLD DAYS. Instead of animating every night! Hopefully this year will see a balance of cartoons and live-action stuff.
Thanks guys, talk to you all THURSDAY on LOOSE CANNON.
No chicky poos for Peter
If there is a god thing, it doesn't want me to be near women. As you most likely know if you keep track of me, I had a bad break up this last summer that caused me to make one of the pieces of comedy that I am most proud of (http://bitch.petercoffin.com).
So I took a few months off of the opposite sex to... well, make some attempt at shaking the distrust the ex had entrenched in my brain. Then I tried a couple times to maybe get something going, but all that resulted in was weirdness.
And I had a date tonight with a pretty attractive girl who seems to be pretty nice and funny (three important qualities to Mr. Coffin). As luck would have it, she got hit in the face and can't do it tonight. Rescheduled for next week.
But seriously, I ask a chick out and she gets hit in the face. Or changes her mind. Or is in some bizarre situation. Or this... or that...
Hopefully her face is ok, though. Getting hit sucks.
Airman Idiot
----------------- Original Message-----------------
From: Cory Husby Date: Jan 19, 2008 6:10 PM
what do you think you are doing to familys that have lost their loved ones?! This video will reported and you will remove this video off the net. I do have people that can do this for me if you choose not to comply. Please remove the video now.
This is on behalf of the Military!
Airman H**** USAF
-----------------RESPONSE------------------
Sir, you are now blocked from my account. Any attempt to reach me will be a useless gesture and - in addition - I highly recommend that you read the Constitution of the United States of America.
You won’t even have to read it very long and you’ll see that I have the freedom to say what I want in my speech and in my art as does anyone and everyone else in this nation. In fact, I am almost positive it is the first of many Amendments that guarantee us certain freedoms.
Since you are in the military (or at least say so), you should know that it is a total disgrace to our nation and way of life to show such contempt for the most important document in each and every one of our lives.
I say this in the most offensive possible way, as I am saying to someone that represents so much I truly disdain about people and their lack of respect for freedom of expression:
Fuck off.
Almost 4 Million
Videos made in Southwest Michigan - aka the middle of nowhere - by a no-name former radio personality have been viewed all over the internet (YouTube, MetaCafe, Revver, PeterCoffin.com, etc.) 3,901,205 times as of yesterday evening. About 650,000 of that came from MySpace these past couple days.
I'm really sorry about this DVD crap, it really would have been great had it came out on Tuesday like it was supposed to.
DVD PROBLEMS!
Somehow there is some issue with the DVD production, it is not available today. Should be early next week. I will keep everyone updated!
Go eat a bullet.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: I'm me and NO ONE can change that!
Date: Jan 15, 2008 10:18 AM
your myspace video about lynn spears not having an abortion...
DONT FUCING GO THERE!!!
u have no idea what the word abortion means to someone.
u have no fucking idea!!!!
maybe your mom should have had one with you, then we would have one less ass in this world.
btw... dont make fun of britney, lynn or jamie because they are by far the sweetest people. i know them personally and you have no idea what their life is like.
if your gonna post a video about abortion and the spears family, then do a lil research next time you fucking asshole!
PETER COFFIN IS A DOUCHE!
It's SUPPOSED to be out tomorrow. The master was being shipped to the company more than a week ago.
But I don't think it's going to make it out tomorrow.
That doesn't mean we can't celebrate the fact it's SUPPOSED to be out. Should be out within a week or so. I'll keep everyone updated!
$7.99 for 70+ minutes of Peter Coffin! Thats worth waiting for!
What are these Asians afraid of?
That is a picture from the latest cartoon... hopefully it will be up tomorrow. I still have a huge tank, and evil fortress and Bill Gates to draw and animate. I think this is going to be my best work in animation so far, though; I mean, this still frame has more going on in it than all my other cartoons combined then multiplied exponentially. But the idea I had is so kickass, the animation has to be awesome or it’s going to suck.
This has taken pretty much every free second of the last 3 days up and I am going crazy from it. It’s 9:02pm on a Saturday that I worked a full-time day at real work before animating a guy eating hotdogs (but why? YOU’LL HAVE TO WATCH THE CARTOON!) and I am too tired to do more work on this right now. My attention span is now gone. So I think I am going to play some Xbox360 or watch a movie then hit the sack. Then tomorrow, I hit this animation hard. Only a couple more scenes and some recording to do and it’s done. I think this one is going to be big, guys.
Rock 107!
Next Tuesday, if you're from Southwest Michigan, tune into 107.1FM at 8am to THE JASON LEE SHOW. I'll be promoting the site and PETER COFFIN IS A DOUCHE, which is released on that day.
Thanks for having me on, guys!
HD-DVD vs. Blu Ray next
Next up is a cartoon that is going to kick serious ass. Tokyo will be the battleground for an epic showdown.
NEW VIDEOS START SUNDAY
SEASON 2! We made it through a completely crazy year, guys. PeterCoffin.com has officially stood through the biggest adversity of my life (and on top of that made it funny) and is becoming something greater than I have ever imagined.
I say that wholeheartedly, too. When I started this site, I was just kind of vblogging, but being silly because vlogging sucks crap. Ergo, when I started this site, it sucked crap. Now, it is a complex operation compared to that - animation done on the fly, DVDs being authored, moving to HD this month - big things happening!
Speaking of DVDs, PETER COFFIN IS A DOUCHE is coming on January 15th! The first DVD in a series of fifty million. It is going for the LOW price of $7.99 plus shipping! Someone asked why I’m going to sell it that low instead of making more money - I say, I’d rather get the thing into more people’s hands than sell it for $20 (like a couple of other internet comedians are) and make $12 a sale.
I mean, who is going to pay $20 for a DVD by internet people? We put all our content out for free! The reason to buy the DVD is the bonus commentary and not-used bits.
Getting back on track, I can’t believe the year we’ve had here. And I say we because my videos get viewed by sometimes hundreds of thousands of people a month. To even think that is POSSIBLE is silly to me. I live in Michigan. I can’t thank all of you enough for spreading this stuff around. The idea that something on the Internet can gradually build a following without being gimmicky, repetitive, and short is not something many subscribe to and they say it is impossible to make it on the Internet if you do.
We’re proving that wrong here on PeterCoffin.com (and on various sites elsewhere) - the website made by a plain guy with a plain name that doesn’t roll off the tounge who makes stuff. Thank you ALL bigtime.
DVD DONE!
Hey guys! The DVD is DONE! The master has been sent in to the company that is publishing it. It is going to be available at PeterCoffin.com AND on MySpace on the 15th for $7.99! That is pretty damn cheap for a DVD collection of some of the best comedy ever made ever. EVER.
Plus commentary! So you can listen to me talk for like an hour! WOW. And never-used stuff from the past year and more commentary for that!
And being that it is done as of a couple of days ago... that means the new season will be starting! Just in case you are wondering, PeterCoffin.com seasons will be running from January to November each year, with December being off-time for sanity and DVD-making purposes. This year is going to be in HD, and the 2008 DVD will also be avalable in HD-DVD and Blu-Ray (which is cooler than HD-DVD because it is tens of gigs bigger and therefore holds more awesome quality video).
I organized my computer today to get back into regular production mode and I am currently looking for the first topic. I have a lot of awesome stuff planned for this year and it's going to start getting way more awesome around here. Stay tuned!