I'm going to smack you and call you Gwenith.

So what do you think about when you're pooping? I think about probably the most insightful things I think of through the day. I think about how what I am doing right now will probably be what I do most of my life.

No, not pooping.

Comedy. I've really deeply entrenched myself in comedy. It's weird, actually; I think that I'm actually a pretty mellow and even mildly serious person. When I think, it doesn't really come from a funny place. I just go on little daydreams that often fabricate somethi… Continue

A small airplane crashed briefly after takeoff and killed three Tesla Motors employees (being reported as possibly executives or engineers) in northern California on Wednesday, the electric car maker's chief executive said.



A Cessna 310 struck an electrical tower after taking off on Wednesday morning, crashed into a residential neighborhood and killed all three people on board, according to local police. Tesla confirmed all had worked at the car company.



In July of 2009,… Continue

Hello YouTube.

I'm writing today because I can not post on my account because I've had a copyright claim filed against me and it's apparently third strike. I don't recall having 3 unresolved copyright claims in the past, first off.

I remember one from 2008, where I parodied a GNR song and filed a successful counter claim.

And I remember one other from November of last year when my counter claim was considered invalid for whatever reason. I deleted the video.

If there are others, I don't reme… Continue

Girl, you're so beautiful
and I'm so glad to know
that the price of binoculars
has gotten so very low

Girl, I'm so glad to see
you changing out here from the street
someday you'll be in the perfect
situation for us to meet

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but until then
I'll be watching you

out here from your tree
that's a nice bra

yeah, you gonna take a shower?
oh yeah, it looks like you are

and I'll say one thing to that
happy valentine's to me

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Girl, I know where you go
when you'… Continue