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February 28
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So what do you think about when you're pooping? I think about probably the most insightful things I think of through the day. I think about how what I am doing right now will probably be what I do most of my life. No, not pooping. Comedy. I've rea…
February 28
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February 22
It's always small planes :( Paul Wellstone went the same way, and under equally suspicious circumstances.
February 18
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A small airplane crashed briefly after takeoff and killed three Tesla Motors employees (being reported as possibly executives or engineers) in northern California on Wednesday, the electric car maker's chief executive said. A Cessna 310 struck an e…
February 18
Yep, we're tweeting it :-P
February 15
Peter Coffin added a blog post
Hello YouTube. I'm writing today because I can not post on my account because I've had a copyright claim filed against me and it's apparently third strike. I don't recall having 3 unresolved copyright claims in the past, first off. I remember one…
February 15
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February 11

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Well, I am not only the kind of jackass that has a social networking profile, but I am the kind of jackass that has his own social networking site on which the profile is hosted. And it's named after me, too. So I am the OMEGA JACKASS.
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Toilet Thoughts

So what do you think about when you're pooping? I think about probably the most insightful things I think of through the day. I think about how what I am doing right now will probably be what I do most of my life.

No, not pooping.

Comedy. I've really deeply entrenched myself in comedy. It's weird, actually; I think that I'm actually a pretty mellow and even mildly serious person. When I think, it doesn't really come from a funny place. I just go on little daydreams that often fabricate somethi… Continue

Posted on February 28, 2010 at 7:56pm —

Peter Coffin

Jay Leno is a Creep and Doesn't Belong Here

Posted on February 22, 2010 at 9:02pm —

Peter Coffin

Who Killed The Electric Car Executives?

A small airplane crashed briefly after takeoff and killed three Tesla Motors employees (being reported as possibly executives or engineers) in northern California on Wednesday, the electric car maker's chief executive said.



A Cessna 310 struck an electrical tower after taking off on Wednesday morning, crashed into a residential neighborhood and killed all three people on board, according to local police. Tesla confirmed all had worked at the car company.



In July of 2009,Continue

Posted on February 18, 2010 at 12:30pm — 1 Comment

Peter Coffin

#TeamCoffin and #BooWarner

Hello YouTube.

I'm writing today because I can not post on my account because I've had a copyright claim filed against me and it's apparently third strike. I don't recall having 3 unresolved copyright claims in the past, first off.

I remember one from 2008, where I parodied a GNR song and filed a successful counter claim.

And I remember one other from November of last year when my counter claim was considered invalid for whatever reason. I deleted the video.

If there are others, I don't reme… Continue

Posted on February 15, 2010 at 1:30pm — 1 Comment

Peter Coffin

Happy Valentines to Me



Girl, you're so beautiful
and I'm so glad to know
that the price of binoculars
has gotten so very low

Girl, I'm so glad to see
you changing out here from the street
someday you'll be in the perfect
situation for us to meet

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but until then
I'll be watching you

out here from your tree
that's a nice bra

yeah, you gonna take a shower?
oh yeah, it looks like you are

and I'll say one thing to that
happy valentine's to me

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Girl, I know where you go
when you'… Continue

Posted on February 11, 2010 at 10:10pm —

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At 11:47pm on February 1, 2010, Paige said…
I know it is. Makes me LOLOLOLOLOL everytime.
At 11:18pm on February 1, 2010, Paige said…
I'm not sure if he's crying...constipated...or crying because he's constipated.
At 7:50pm on January 18, 2010, matthew allen DuBas said…
i like calling people fool..................................
At 7:49pm on January 18, 2010, matthew allen DuBas said…
....................fool.
At 7:33pm on January 18, 2010, matthew allen DuBas said…
hey
At 1:56am on January 12, 2010, someone gave Peter Coffin a gift
lol here you go
At 1:41pm on November 19, 2009, Sarah Jane said…
LOL.. I had to snag that username before some other peterhead did. ;)
At 1:05pm on November 19, 2009, Callum David Hodgkinson said…
oooooooooooooooo can't wait!!!!!!!!!! Patrick told me it would be up by early next week sooo......wow you only ever talked to me once and that was a reply to me after I said that you and Patrick should make a vid together :) keep up the vids man
At 12:58pm on November 19, 2009, Callum David Hodgkinson said…
i'm a big fan of you and your brothers can't wait till the vid with your bro
At 12:53pm on October 25, 2009, someone gave Peter Coffin a gift
wazzup
 
 

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